brush with greatness...

well, in case you dont know, tim (my husband) is in somerset, ky, this weekend for a store promotion at one of the retailers he services. [to make a long story short, he really, really, REALLY doesnt want to be there - it's kind of ridiculous - but he's there and trying to make the best of it.] so. he calls me this morning and he is super excited. SUPER excited. inexplicably so. and he says "guess what! a celebrity is coming to the promotion today and i cant believe it and im going to have my picture made with him!"
[side note: tim phillips thinks having your picture made with someone famous is about the lamest thing known to man. he is way too COOL to ever do something that UNCOOL. this must be serious.]
at this point, he wants me to guess who the celebrity is. let me think. it must be somebody pretty major if tim wants to have a picture of him... "jimmy houston." no. "kevin van dam." no, think more redneck. "dale earnhardt jr." no, honey, somebody really redneck; think of the most redneck person in america. "larry the cable guy." mmm, youre getting closer. "ron white." funny, but no; i mean you may never guess who it is. "okay well give me a hint." think *SUPER*redneck. "did i already guess larry the cable guy?"
honey, the turtleman is coming; THE Turtleman. can you believe that? isnt that hilarious? i cant wait!
at this point, i should inform you of who THE Turtleman is. [before you click, all i ask is that you please keep an open mind. and possibly go to the bathroom before watching.]
Please go to this link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gn8EQ0azXpQ
thats right, people. today, my husband, Tim Phillips, gets to meet THE Turtleman. please try to contain your excitement, i mean, i know how impressed you all are about this...